Porn King Gives Lindsay a Ride

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan

If you ever thought, "How the hell did Lindsay Lohan pay for that $115,000 Maserati?" -- here's your answer ... she didn't.The guy crazy enough to trust the exotic ride to a person with more traffic drama than Britney Spears is Dennis DeSantis -- a...

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Jamie Spears Wants Britney Fan Site to Breathe its Last

As his daughter's legal conservator, Jamie Spears will do anything to protect her. But is he taking his court-appointed powers too far?

As owner and webmaster of popular Britney Spears fan site BreatheHeavy.com, Jordan Miller has spent the past five years supporting the troubled star.

It's ironic, then, that he's about to be shut down by the pop singer herself - or at least the powers that be who control every aspect of her existence.

While Miller asserts that the sole purpose of the website is "to support the icon of our generation, Britney Spears, and to continuously stick by her through good and bad," Spears' father Jamie has taken legal action over some of the content.

"I have been battling the conservatorship Britney is currently placed under for months now," Miller wrote to fans on the site's home page Friday.

Jamie Spears does not mess around.

"When I did not conform to demands Britney’s management and father, Jamie Spears, recently put upon BreatheHeavy to stay quiet, they became angry and malicious, launching, what I feel is an unjust attack, against me and my website."

He received a legal notice from Jamie Spears' lawyers pressuring him to dismantle the site by 3 p.m. PST Friday, or face an injunction, claiming they will pursue legal action courtesy of Jamie, who is allowed to do so as her conservator.

Chalk up another few hundred grand in legal fees.

Miller also wrote that Brad Rose, a lawyer representing Spears in this case, told him in a phone call that "you are an uber-fan who’s gone a little too far."

Her legal team claims the site is "replete with willful, unauthorized" use of copyrighted lyrics as well as video and audio recordings and photos of Britney Spears.

"This entire site thrives because of you, the fans, who support Britney by buying tickets to her show, merchandise and music," Miller wrote.

"Sadly, your hard-earned money that goes to supporting your favorite celebrity, is now money being used to potentially sue me, a major fan and supporter of Britney Spears, and hide fans from knowing the truth."

He added: "This conservatorship Britney is placed under, which controls every aspect of her life, is now clenching the future of her biggest fansite," Miller writes.

Because his site, a non-profitable endeavor, costs a minimum of $350 a month to run, he is asking viewers to donate funds until "the situation has been handled."

If the site remains up, Spears' legal team will pursue damages and "injunctive relief in connection with the blatant violation of her rights of publicity and privacy."

What do you think? Is Jamie Spears crossing the line with this, or does his recent progress with Britney justify any actions he believes are necessary?

Father Demands Closure Of Britney Spears Fansite

Britney Spears' father has forced the closure of one of the pop superstar's top fansites - because it keeps breaching copyright rules by posting unauthorized photos, lyrics and videos online.[...] Read more!

Jamie Spears Sues Britney Fansite!

We all know Britney's dad Jamie seems hungry to have everyone under his control, but we think his latest power stuggle is totally out of control. One of the most popular, pro-Britney fansites around, BreatheHeavy.com is now being forced to shut down, due to a legal notice from Jamie Spears' lawyers. Jordan Miller, the webmaster for BreatheHeavy writes on his website:

I received a legal notice from Jamie Spears’ lawyers pressuring me to close BreatheHeavy.com by 3:00 p.m. PST today, March 27, 2009, or face an injunction, claiming they will pursue legal action by Jamie Spears, who, as a conservator, is legally allowed to act as Britney and sue using her money and lawyers.

Jordan has made it clear that he doesn't support the conservatorship, and he notes that when he "did not conform to the requests and demands Britney’s management and father, Jamie Spears, recently put upon BreatheHeavy to stay quiet, they in turn became angry and malicious..." At one point, Jamie even snarled at Jordan via telephone, "I will destroy your ass!" So professional! The lawyers claim that BreatheHeavy is not in compliance of copyright infringement laws, that it violates Britney’s rights of publicity and privacy, and that the site is using Britney’s trademarked name and image with the intention of "financial gain." Jordan has since taken down all images of the pop singer, and the few remaining shots of Britney on his site are blurred and pixeled out. It's pretty hard to believe that Britney would want to shut down her fan sites, but since Jamie's in charge of her affairs, it doesn't appear as though she has much say in the matter. The only question is...Jamie realizes he's hurting her career by doing this, right? CLICK AFTER THE JUMP TO SEE THE FULL STORY FROM BREATHEHEAVY.COM! What do you think about Jamie going after fan sites? Has he gone too far? Is he crazier than his own daughter supposedly is?

Britney Spears in German issue of Maxim magazine

Wow. On the one hand, Britney Spears looks great on the cover of Germany’s Maxim magazine, but on the other hand, they made her look a little too different for my tastes. I think Brit’s been doing a fabulous job of looking good in her own right lately, and I don’t understand why [...]

Britney's Body Is Mad Crazy

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Britney Spears, Hot Mamas

The longer her Resurrection of Britney Tour rolls on, the hotter Ms. Spears appears to get.Brit left her Jessica Simpson mom jeans at home and showed off her slammin' physique at her show in DC last night.It only takes $2.7 million in lawyer fees to...

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Having Dad Take Over Your Life Costs Millions!

But father knows best, right? The LA Times reports that all of Britney's legal troubles have been adding up over the past year or so... according to the article, "at least 17 lawyers and firms have had a hand in Spears' personal or business matters in the 14 months" since the conservatorship began. And how much money in fees? $2.7 million! Dayum! Wow, it really cost a whole lot to turn this situation around. But it's been for the better - now Brit is on tour (with a hit album) and can see her kids. So it all worked out! I mean, basically. Think it's worth so much cash?

Is LeAnn Rimes-Eddie Cibrian Affair a Sham?

Think about it:

• The much-hyped Lifetime movie, Northern Lights, starring LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, was scheduled to air on Sunday, March 22 (last night).

• The new issue of Us Weekly comes out of nowhere with a story on their steamy affair a few days prior - with a surprising amount of detail for Us Weekly.

• Rimes issues a statement in which she doesn't confirm or deny anything. Cibrian does deny it, but an incriminating video surfaces about 7 seconds later.

• A mysterious, alleged cousin of Rimes' husband, Dean Sheremet, emerges from the woodwork to say that he's actually gay and LeAnn is just his beard.

Was this all a publicity stunt for their movie?

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian: Caught in the act (of filming a movie)!

We've seen Adrienne Bailon's PR guy leak nude pics of her, and Britney Spears' manager Larry Rudolph hack the email of choreographer Sandip Soparrkar to propagate rumors that he was dating Spears. So nothing would surprise us.

Then again, maybe there's truth to these rumors after all.

With an epic line rivaling the cheesiness of even the greatest One Tree Hill quotes, LeAnn Rimes' Northern Lights character says to Eddie Cibrian's in the TV movie:

"Now that we've run out of things to say, do you want to have sex? You know, hot, wet, forget-all-of our-problems sex. It's basic, it's primal, and it's low in fat."

And... scene.

It's that kind of dialogue that makes you wonder ... if Rimes' supposed off-set affair with Cibrian (both of whom are married) was concocted based on their on-set chemistry, or of said chemistry is a product of a real-life tryst.

Does it matter? Not to Lifetime, which scored an estimated 4.5 million viewers last night, the network said. The movie is the network's biggest of the year.

Recession Taking its Toll on Lindsay Lohan

It's hard being unemployed. Just ask Lindsay Lohan.

The actress, who hasn't appeared in a movie since 2007's I Know Who Killed Me - tells the new issue of Nylon magazine that she's looking for a job.

"It's scary when you realize, 'Oh my God, I'm not working. I have a house to pay for now, and there's been some things I've really wanted to do."

"Like the one movie I've wanted to do for so long is Alice in Wonderland [directed by Tim Burton], but, um, that didn't work out ... it is what it is."

The 22-year-old, who at least got a gig as the face of Fornaria, whatever the hell that is, continued, "[Producers said] 'You're not right for the part, and that's it.' That's how I like to hear it, honestly... I can take it, I'm a big girl."

"Obviously, you don't want me," lamented Lohan, who passes her time getting served with arrest warrants and engaging in huge fights with Samantha Ronson. I don't want to do something that somebody doesn't want me to be involved in."

Just call her the face of the recession, much like Aubrey O'Day.

In her interview with the magazine, Lohan also takes a dig at Britney Spears, who's currently touring the country promoting her No. 1 album, Circus.

"She's marketed as an entertainer, which is what she is. Not necessarily as an artist. And I respect that about her, cause she doesn't want to pretend."

Okay then. Lindsay is also willing to accept work as a model, if anyone is interested: "I love photo shoots… I mean, if I could just sign with IMG and do ad campaigns and model more, I’d do that… that’s fun for me. That’s not work."

Well consider yourself up to date on the thoughts of one of America's unemployed talents. Click to enlarge more Lindsay Lohan pics from Nylon ...

Recession Taking its Toll on Lindsay Lohan

It's hard being unemployed. Just ask Lindsay Lohan.

The actress, who hasn't appeared in a movie since 2007's I Know Who Killed Me - tells the new issue of Nylon magazine that she's looking for a job.

"It's scary when you realize, 'Oh my God, I'm not working. I have a house to pay for now, and there's been some things I've really wanted to do."

"Like the one movie I've wanted to do for so long is Alice in Wonderland [directed by Tim Burton], but, um, that didn't work out ... it is what it is."

The 22-year-old, who at least got a gig as the face of Fornaria, whatever the hell that is, continued, "[Producers said] 'You're not right for the part, and that's it.' That's how I like to hear it, honestly... I can take it, I'm a big girl."

"Obviously, you don't want me," lamented Lohan, who passes her time getting served with arrest warrants and engaging in huge fights with Samantha Ronson. I don't want to do something that somebody doesn't want me to be involved in."

Just call her the face of the recession, much like Aubrey O'Day.

In her interview with the magazine, Lohan also takes a dig at Britney Spears, who's currently touring the country promoting her No. 1 album, Circus.

"She's marketed as an entertainer, which is what she is. Not necessarily as an artist. And I respect that about her, cause she doesn't want to pretend."

Okay then. Lindsay is also willing to accept work as a model, if anyone is interested: "I love photo shoots… I mean, if I could just sign with IMG and do ad campaigns and model more, I’d do that… that’s fun for me. That’s not work."

Well consider yourself up to date on the thoughts of one of America's unemployed talents. Click to enlarge more Lindsay Lohan pics from Nylon ...

Where In The World Is Britney Spears?

Getty Images The biggest tabloid draw in the world has been on tour for several weeks now, and after the initial reviews came in about the show, there's been virtually no media coverage! Does no one care about the tour? Or is no news good news? Could the Queen B have been relegated to B-list status? Or maybe she's just too boring now that she's back to work? Well, wherever she is right now (her tour sched says Montreal), we're sure she's killing it! I hope, for her sake, in this case no news IS good news!

Megan Joy Corkrey May Want to Reinstate Last Name

Perhaps American Idol's Megan Joy Corkrey, who advanced to the top 10 on last night's show, acted too fast in dropping her last name to become just Megan Joy.

Instead, maybe ditching Joy altogether and going by just Megan Corkrey might be best, given the wholesome image image the Utah native has tried to project.

You see, as E! reveals, there's another little blonde cutie who happens to go by Megan Joy in the entertainment industry... the adult entertainment industry.

The non-Idol Megan Joy has appeared in classic films such as Sorority Sex Kittens: Kappa Kappa Sex, Cheerleader Auditions 6 and Desperate Housewhores 7.

Makes you wonder what didn't take place in the first six installments that warranted a seventh film in that series. Or why are we analyzing the porn industry.

Wholesome, American Idol Megan Joy and significantly less-wholesome Megan Joy.

Amazingly, this is the second time porn and American Idol have been in the same news story this month! The first stemmed from a phone voting mishap.

Producers learned they couldn’t use 1-866-IDOLS-13 for the 13th finalist, as the number was already taken by a sex line. For what? You call and let us know.

You aren't alone, though, Megan Joy. Jayden James is also the name of a porn star, although Britney Spears' son has no plans to drop his last name Federline.

Britney Turns Down $3 Million Book Deal

Britney Spears has reportedly turned down $3 million for a book deal. Random House, Harper Collins and Little Brown have all made multi-million dollar offers to her, and she’s turned them all down. Before Brit got on the ...

The Most "Gruesome" Celebrity Lawsuit Ever

Filed under: Celebrity Justice

It may be one of the most horrifying, head-scorching, skin-sizzling events ever -- and it allegdly went down at the same place Britney, Paris and Goldie Hawn have gotten their hair did. The guy accused of torching his client's head is Kim Vo -- a...

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Madonna & Britney Spears Plan New York Showdown

Madonna will be much more than a face in the crowd when pal Britney Spears returns to New York on March 23 - she's planning to join her onstage.[...] Read more!

Britney Is Not Dating Her Agent

Time for some rumor patrol! Despite the reports that started circulating this week, Britney Spears is not dating her agent Jason Trawick! A source tells Us Weekly, “They are absolutely, 100 percent not dating. He is her agent, and that ...

If you seek Amy!

Last night, Madonna made a surprise appearance at Britney Spears’ Circus show in New York City at the Nassau coliseum. Madonna didn’t hop on stage with her, but she made sure several saw her walk to the VIP suites with her manager Guy Oseary. Apparently you don’t have to use the main stairs to get [...]

Ding Dang, Y'all: Jamie Lynn Spears Goin' Country!

Perhaps it is only fitting that on the same day her kindred spirit, Bristol Palin, reportedly kicked her white trash baby daddy to the curb, Jamie Lynn Spears is making celeb gossip headlines as well. But not for dumping Casey Aldridge.

While Britney Spears continues on her comeback tour, sources confirm to E! News that her baby sister s hoping to become the next country superstar.

Jamie Lynn Spears, who put her career (term used loosely) on hold to move back home to Mississippi to raise daughter Maddie after eschewing safe sex with her beau, "has been quietly working on a country album since last fall," says a source.

Although Jamie Lynn's only musical credit to date is the theme song to her now defunct Nickelodeon series, Zoey 101 (a tune cowritten by Britney Spears), that hasn't stopped Team Spears from "trying to get Jamie Lynn a record deal."

YEE-HAW OR YEE-NAH? Would you buy a Jamie Lynn Spears country album?

The music sessions mark her first attempt to get back into the entertainment game since she and fiancé Casey Aldridge welcomed Maddie Briann in June.

The 17-year-old Spears recently recorded demo tracks in Nashville but has yet to land a label, sources report. We think it's only a matter of time for JLS.

Hey, if people pay to listen to Jessica Simpson, there's hope for just about anyone. Click to enlarge more pictures of Jamie Lynn Spears, past and present: